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Oh, I understand. Your hatred for spiders rivals my hatred of roaches. Which is why it was so funny. >.<

honestly most of the time I am such a pussy but you show me a spider and I suddenly ululate like Xena the Warrior Princess and launch myself across the room with heavy shoe and spray-bottle in hand it is nothing short of awe-inspiring

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Basics

NameCatroo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat Alba Severina Wulfric Brian Delyth Anwen Anastasia D’Arknesse Dementia Raven Waywardson Cholmondoley-Hyphen-Smith. or ‘Cat’ for short.

Birthday: 13th December SAGITTARIUS BABY YE-AH MAGIC FUCKIN HORSE ARCHER GUY

Favorite colour: Used to be purple, currently that dark peacock/teal bluey-green and omfg I just blood-oranged myself didn’t I oh man

Lucky numbers: 13 (see above) REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY

Height: 5 ft 5 and a half. 

Talents: Fancasting the imaginary children of impossible fictional gay couples. 

Last dream you remember: Arghh fuck man my dreams are EPIC last one was about Logan and Erik double-teaming Charles in a kind of competitive sex-off against each other there was no DP but Logan got all touchy-feely and hair-stroky and Erik got jealous and retaliated by turning Charles out proper because of course there is no better way to say ‘fuck you’ than literally.

Can you juggle: *prolonged laughter*

Art/sports/both: ART. It is in itself pointless. This speaks to me. 

Do you like writing: I both hate and love writing. I never get around to it. I have chronic world-builder’s syndrome (see the epic HP AU Post) and a day does not go BY where I do not bunny myself to some degree. >_<

Do you like dancing: YES. I can’t do it to save my life, but I like it. Also like watching it: perhaps one of my most-watched DVDs is of the Romeo and Juliet ballet as choreographed by Kenneth Macmillan. UGH I think I want that music playing at my funeral! 

Do you like singing: Also yes. Also cannot do, but I do not let that stop me. It is a source of constant anguish that as a female I shall never be able to sing like Paul Rodgers. 

Fantasies

Dream vacation: Italy. My father described an amazing Orient-Express type train journey he took across Italy when he was a young man, ending in Venice, and fuck I fancy giving that a go…

Dream guy/girl: Dream guy: Well now the funny thing is I divide all my tumblr-time between shouting at crying over talking about James McAvoy and Mads Mikkelsen but honestly I do not think I am ready to handle any of that jelly. 

Dreamgirl: Pfff, Michelle Rodriguez. Duh! 

Dream wedding: On a beach, footwear-free, enforced jeans-wearing in all attendees. 

Dream pet: I think it’d be cool to have a Stich from Lilo and Stitch but when I look at my dogs it is difficult to see how they are actually any different. 

Dream job: What is Josh Horowitz’ job? That. Basically I’d like to get paid to pretend to be in love with Bengledert Crinklesnatch. 

Favourite song: Ramble On by Led Zepp. Recently I’ve had: A Sadness Runs Through Him, Step Into This Room And Dance For Me and Boyce Avenue’s cover of of Ho Hey on loop tho. 

Favorite album: I’m such a music slut I don’t really listen to albums. >_<’ I seem to remember Beverley Knight’s Affirmation got a fair bit of play out of me when I was a nipper tho (Come As You Are is the summer song). Also for some reason the Hollies ?? o_O’ ijdk

Last song you heard on the radio: It was sth classical on Classic FM that’s all I know.

Least favorite song: [insert title of any One Direction song here]

Least favorite album: ??

Least favorite artist: I increasingly struggle to tell the difference between Katy Perry and Zooooooooey Deschanel does that count??

Preferences

Guys/girls/both: Alan Bennett once said asking him this question was a bit like asking a man who has just crawled across the Sahara desert to choose between Perrier water or Malvern mineral water.

Hair color: I do like me a palomino dude, blonde and tanned >_<’

Eye color: Green always grabs me!

Humorous/serious: Humorous. But it’s got to be the right kind of humorous. Not one of these relentless bad-joke-cracking people. Dat’s my job. 

Taller/shorter: Taller. Shorter is creepy. 

Biggest turn-off: pEOPLE WHO SAY ‘YEAH?’ AT THE END OF EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE. 

Biggest turn-on: Quirky intelligence. Of the ‘holy shit he just got my muttered aside no one gets my muttered asides??’ variety. 

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Wth those lips he has got to be a master at oral.

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Season 1 - Hannibal + lips
IISeason 2II

Wth those lips he has got to be a master at oral.

I can always count on you to make it just a little bit dirtier. That’s why I like you. 

#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #there is no doubt in my mind #that he has an oral fixation #and gives will the most mind-blowing blow jobs #hanni lips appreciation post
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wiith-my-hands:
warpedchyld:

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Season 1 - Hannibal + lips
IISeason 2II

Wth those lips he has got to be a master at oral.

I can always count on you to make it just a little bit dirtier. That’s why I like you. 

#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #there is no doubt in my mind #that he has an oral fixation #and gives will the most mind-blowing blow jobs #hanni lips appreciation post
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wiith-my-hands:
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Season 1 - Hannibal + lips
IISeason 2II

Wth those lips he has got to be a master at oral.

I can always count on you to make it just a little bit dirtier. That’s why I like you. 

#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #there is no doubt in my mind #that he has an oral fixation #and gives will the most mind-blowing blow jobs #hanni lips appreciation post
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wiith-my-hands:
warpedchyld:

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Season 1 - Hannibal + lips
IISeason 2II

Wth those lips he has got to be a master at oral.

I can always count on you to make it just a little bit dirtier. That’s why I like you. 

#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #there is no doubt in my mind #that he has an oral fixation #and gives will the most mind-blowing blow jobs #hanni lips appreciation post
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wiith-my-hands:
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Season 1 - Hannibal + lips
IISeason 2II

Wth those lips he has got to be a master at oral.

I can always count on you to make it just a little bit dirtier. That’s why I like you. 

#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #there is no doubt in my mind #that he has an oral fixation #and gives will the most mind-blowing blow jobs #hanni lips appreciation post
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wiith-my-hands:
warpedchyld:

wiith-my-hands:

Season 1 - Hannibal + lips
IISeason 2II

Wth those lips he has got to be a master at oral.

I can always count on you to make it just a little bit dirtier. That’s why I like you. 

#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #there is no doubt in my mind #that he has an oral fixation #and gives will the most mind-blowing blow jobs #hanni lips appreciation post
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wiith-my-hands:
warpedchyld:

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Season 1 - Hannibal + lips
IISeason 2II

Wth those lips he has got to be a master at oral.

I can always count on you to make it just a little bit dirtier. That’s why I like you. 

#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #there is no doubt in my mind #that he has an oral fixation #and gives will the most mind-blowing blow jobs #hanni lips appreciation post
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wiith-my-hands:

warpedchyld:

wiith-my-hands:

Season 1 - Hannibal + lips

IISeason 2II

Wth those lips he has got to be a master at oral.

I can always count on you to make it just a little bit dirtier. That’s why I like you. 

#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #there is no doubt in my mind #that he has an oral fixation #and gives will the most mind-blowing blow jobs #hanni lips appreciation post

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